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What are some npc conversions you’ve heard.

For example, a couple days ago I heard a dude say he’s a pimp with no hoes😭 Like sir you don’t qualify as a pimp

Another example is yesterday I was waiting outside the supermarket and there was a cart in front of me that had some bananas in it and I’m listening to my music and this random guy spawned out of nowhere asking me if that was my cart with the bananas in there. I said no then he took them and said he likes bananas…like uh…that’s great dude 👍
Aug 24, 2024
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"Some 90-something lady was putting stickers on me and just walking away." -the receptionist at the hotel (mind you, he's a big fella)
I heard a boy say to another boy “just because it’s racist doesn’t mean you’re gay”

What-?
I had some conversations in wich I was most certainly the NPC ^-^“
Usually the giving directions dialogue. Once out in a forest to some folks obviously not from around with the “You seem kind of lost [...]“ starter. So yeee I suppose that's now part of my programming?
The crap I overhear never really fits as an npc conversation it's always unhinged not sure why
One time on a bus I half heard a conversation between two men beside me, and through my headphones I just heard “and so I killed him”- like very casually. So obviously I got worried and paused my music only to figure out they were talking about killing mosquitoes 😭