I am deceased

So context: this is a forum game called "Things the above oc is banned from having", which is what it sounds like: you say what the oc shown above is not allowed, and the next person tells you what your oc is not allowed. There are a bunch of forum games like this, it's fun!

So I responded to this thread

And I got this

I feel blessed this is the best response I've ever gotten from a forum game