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How does the purr of a feline unveil the harmony of the universe?

It is as simple as canned fish sinking down the cold ocean floor. So very simple. If you take four cats of equal size, tail length, purr wavelength and drop it over a cliff, you'll find them swimming across the Pacific ocean approximately three kilometres from the polluted shore. They will then swim in a perfect circle in shape of an igloo. Wait for thirty-two minutes, and they will marinate until the sun sets, ensuring the pH balance of the ocean soup as they vibrate swimmingly. Do this once every two months to ensure the world does not collapse from boredom.Aug 4, 2024
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