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QOTD| tell me about weird/ funny things your teachers have done?



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my friend was telling me about a prof of theirs who signs their emails as “distinguished professor of history”

apparently he also wrote great gatsby “fanfic”
Nov 20, 2022
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My grade 12 social studies teacher was bald and wore a different wig for every single picture he had in the yearbook lmaooo (and these wigs were wild too like he absolutely bought them at the Halloween store) I liked him tho he was probably the most humourous teacher I ever had, made me hate social studies just a little tiny bit less 🤣
Soo we still have online classes
One time our teacher was having trouble with the internet so he moved to the library. He was discussing about an upcoming event the school is going to have. Then another teacher appeared behind him and was peeking over his shoulder making a face that says "what are you doing"
And then all this time there was actually another teacher sitting right beside our teacher.

I just find it funny that they were like disturbing our teacher
Once in middle school, I almost got into trouble just because i draw someone "naked", when it was in fact still a work in progress.
My 9th grade English teacher called Romeo a man whore, made a cult where students would worship the "cone god" (traffic cone), and would constantly troll his students. My current American History teacher has an obsession with Garfield, is a huge nerd, and actually acquired an ancient project from another teacher in order to keep it in his room and named it "BMO". Oh, and who can forget my middle chorus teacher, who wore a Frozone costume on the last day of school because he lost a bet with his students?
Used to have a prof in uni, who kept saying we should all get deported to England, even though none of us were from there 😐 he was a weird dude in general though.
He also likes to say when he retires he will be in jail for eating his students

And he proceeds to threaten us by saying he’ll rip our limbs apart and so on... of course he’s joking but I’m thinking before the year ends it will be taken too seriously and he might get into a little trouble

After all, someone “threatened” to shoot the school and got suspended 👀
A kinda annoying girl in our class left for the bathroom and the moment the door shut my teacher just blurted out:

“Well, we won’t be missing her.”
My 7th grade teacher had a sheep farm, and he was like super proud of his sheep and loved talking about them. So whenever we wanted extra time in class to do work someone would just ask him about his sheep and he’d go on for like 10 minutes
in my last high school year: some teachers where used to play basketball with their students during recess. four of them, on a car, while passing by my friend and her ex, they were like "OOOOH, KISS, KISS". my history teacher was used to allow us to eat in class as long as we allowed him to suddenly snatch some whatever snack you had. all of our teachers that were men dressed up as Locomía (a band ), with two fans made out of paper on each hand and started dancing, coquettish. my english teacher showed up in drag one day. and there's more, but I remember these ones the most. my teachers were crazy and very good people, I miss them
my latin teacher wrote like all of his emails in actual latin
My 7th grade history teacher once left in the middle of the day, drove all the way down to his house, and stopped his ex from taking all his stuff except for the plants. Made it back before the end of class and immediately told us about it
My history teacher butchered my last name so badly called my brother and I "Cat hater" for years.
On the first day, I had an teacher who was doing introducing show us a picture of his wife. He said "this is the last time you'll see her" then move on like nothing happened.

I had him previously, (he switched grades) so I was used to him talking like that, but that comment caught some people off guard.
distinguished professor of fanfic