@starbreadman's post on Artfol
Mothers and fuckers of the jury, on today's "my father is weak af and I mean it":
" You eat eggs for breakfast, right?"
'Ye, why?'
"When you eat them, wash the forks immediately, the egg on the forks in the dishwasher are now cemented, no way it's gonna clean"
'Uh...... It will? It always washes..???'
"No it won't. Even on hand it won't go off easily"
in disbelief 'wh-give me [fork].' I take a fork from earlier today and wash it
-not looking,after 5s of me putting it under water- "see how hard it is?"
'It's already clean'
hands him the fork
If anyone would like a reference: he's been alive since 1965 :/Jul 30, 2021
" You eat eggs for breakfast, right?"
'Ye, why?'
"When you eat them, wash the forks immediately, the egg on the forks in the dishwasher are now cemented, no way it's gonna clean"
'Uh...... It will? It always washes..???'
"No it won't. Even on hand it won't go off easily"
in disbelief 'wh-give me [fork].' I take a fork from earlier today and wash it
-not looking,after 5s of me putting it under water- "see how hard it is?"
'It's already clean'
hands him the fork
If anyone would like a reference: he's been alive since 1965 :/Jul 30, 2021
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