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I'm slacking rn😩 so... Let's ask a question. What's the dumbest way you got injured?Nov 29, 2020
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I tripped while pushing a trolley of heavy canned paints and my toe got bruised 💘
When I was little I tried lifting a metal hammock frame and dropped it on my big toe, my toenail went a completely different colour
I sliced my finger open whilst trying to Open a can of spaghettios lol I needed like 5 stitches🙃
I once tried to open a peanut shell, part of it broke off and stabbed me under my thumbnail. It was a very minor injury but since then, there's been a small gap in that spot. I can't believe I got scarred by a peanut.
Stumbled by the door frame and damaged my foot tissues, then fell down the stair,same result. Fell out of a window while playing tag and guess what? Same foot, same area and same injury. I'm very clumsy😅
I ran into a brick wall while playing tag...
This wasn't serious at all, but once I stabbed myself on the inside of my mouth with a french fry, to the point where it bled a bit.
I was cycling tripped over a rock and my leg muscle got ruptured i couldnt walk for weeks after 😅
I used to volunteer with a preschoolers gymnastics class when i was about 13 or 14, i helped coach the smols. All the kids (3-5 years old) were jumping off a mat that was about waist high on me.
... I jumped off, sprained my ankle so bad i nearly fainted (I'm shocked i didn't, i blacked out and couldn't hear anything but didn't actually pass out), in front of the coach, kids, and the kids parents.
Then of course i refused an ice pack and walked (limped) on my crazy swollen and bruised ankle for another hour and a half.

Yeah, couldn't walk for a couple days after that. The next time i sprained my ankle i went for the ice immediately, definitely learned my lesson 🤦