@PecheSucree's post on Artfol

I HATE SOFTSHELL TURTLES SO MUCH
IT’S NOT AN EXAGGERATION, I H A T E THEM
I LITERALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL REACTION EVERY TIME I SEE A PICTURE OF ONE
THEY LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL
May 2, 2023
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softshell tacos ✅
softshell turtles ❌
I thought you were exaggerating so I looked it up and ahhHHH- why do they look like that 💀💀
I like turtles and tortoises of all types 🐢
Tbh just the sound of them makes me cringe like sOfT- sHeLL?? Apologies if they don’t even have soft shells and English is a silly goose again but I agree
The wrinkly crinkly
They’re so goofy looking they’re like the hares of the tortoise world 🙏
You didn't have to remind me this demon's existence... they look like what would pop up if a turtle and a mole had a baby istg
funny pig/tapir nose 🐷🐽🐢
Dear god, they look like a turtle bootleg, something you would see on one of those cursed medieval paintings
They do... have an interesting... stare.... fr.😆
a WHAT????
But turtles aren’t supposed to be soft!!! They’re famously got hard shells why are they soft????
If I ever saw one in real life I would CRY of terror