Excuse me while I WIP this out...This rather large individual seems to be in a foul mood. Why do you think he is so angry?May 18, 2026
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I have a few guesses:
• Someone called linguine "spaghetti"
• Someone showed him lettuce, and put chocolate on it, RIGHT in front of him
• Soggy fries (that's it. Just soggy fries)
• Or... someone insulted his mustache
• Someone called linguine "spaghetti"
• Someone showed him lettuce, and put chocolate on it, RIGHT in front of him
• Soggy fries (that's it. Just soggy fries)
• Or... someone insulted his mustache
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•I love that everyone defaults to someone messing with his food. And yeah, you'd have to eat a LOT to maintain that kind of physique, but I was thinking "people realize he's jacked and not just chunky, right?". And it reminded me of about a hundred years ago when I worked at a video arcade. Of course weren't allowed to play games on the clock. Riiiiiiiiight... Anyway, some guys and I were playing Street Fighter II, and someone was playing as Zangief, the huge Russian wrestler character who was about as jacked as this guy. Anyway, there was a young kid watching us play, and he said something to the effect of "He's FAT!" One of the other guys looked at the kid and said, "Well then that's some very well-toned fat" 
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Someone definitely swapped his salt out to sugar- So when he went to season his fries they ended up tasting sweet instead of salty..sad life! 
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