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Drop an embarrassing childhood moment hereMay 8, 2021
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I ran up to a lady at the water park once while yelling “MOM” and she looked down at me snd I was like “wait you’re not my mom 
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When I realized that I technically knew that I was trans since I was nine. (It’s complicated to explain)
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My mom bought me some “heels” (not actually, more like platforms and weren’t that thick). My dad said I would hurt myself in them but my mom assured him it was fine. 10 minutes after I got them, I was so excited I jumped over a pillow on the ground in them, rammed my face into the wall and sprained my ankle.
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Under the coffee table there was a shelf and my parents would put my books in it. So I would go under the coffee table, on the shelf, swim in the books then get a book and talk nonsense like I'm reading it. That's why I like swimming and reading
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One time me and my class were singing the finger song and I had just learned about the middle finger being bad, so when we got to the middle finger I screamed "NO DONT PULL UP THAT FINGER" in the middle of the song.
I dont remember what happened after but I probably got in trouble
I dont remember what happened after but I probably got in trouble
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Throwing up a friend's new pants in kindergarten. Not embarrassing for me, but for her yes xD
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I robbed a candy store blind in candy bc I didn't know the concept of money. I got away with it until some adult walking down the street thought my wagon filled with candy for the neighborhood kids looked suspicous and walked me back.
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My parents told me that I "married" a boy in my elementary school behind a door of one of the classrooms there (wtf) . And the only reason he didn't protest is because I said I wouldn't bully him anymore 
He then left the school and we never talked again.
He then left the school and we never talked again.
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my parents told me i had drunk the whole thing of soy sauce when they turned around. Same with wine. And my dog’s water. _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
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On the one day I didn’t wear pants to 6th grade, I slipped and slid down a concrete hill and badly messed up my knees. A security guard came by to ask if I was alright, I was bawling on the floor. I looked up at him and in the most serious tone a tiny 6th grader could muster I said “GooD mOrnInG”
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