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What are some weird things you believed about humans when you were younger?
I used to think boys absolutely developed visible abs by their 18th birthday. Also thought romance as a whole was a joke and people kissed because they saw it in movies.May 20, 2023
I used to think boys absolutely developed visible abs by their 18th birthday. Also thought romance as a whole was a joke and people kissed because they saw it in movies.May 20, 2023
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I thought you got married… then got pregnant. Just randomly. I thought Jesus was like “well now that your married….
” obviously I know that’s not how it works. I was very disappointed when I found out the truth. 
” obviously I know that’s not how it works. I was very disappointed when I found out the truth. •
I thought that you were a monkey but you could turn into a human if you walked across a certain rainbow bridge 

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I thought shows like The Electric Company (PBS kids) and The Fresh Beat Band (Nick jr.) were for teenagers just because some of the actors were in their teens.
At the same time, I thought ALL teenagers were evil people who broke into your house and stole anything and everything they could... Now here I am a teenager and I totally steal cars and do all kinds of illegal stuff! Then, after a long days work of being evil, I like to sit back and watch the Electric Company
At the same time, I thought ALL teenagers were evil people who broke into your house and stole anything and everything they could... Now here I am a teenager and I totally steal cars and do all kinds of illegal stuff! Then, after a long days work of being evil, I like to sit back and watch the Electric Company
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I don't really remember to be honest, people were always surprised with me because I knew a lot of stuff and didn't believe in weird things. I liked to know the real thing, so I always asked or found out by my own by analyzing my surroundings. but, maybe, I thought everyone had a hyperfixation or believe they were animals like I was used to do? I'm not sure if that counts
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I thought 16 year olds were like the cool adults but now they're just kids that are in 10th grade 

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•I thought babies came from an specialized shop, don’t know why I guess it’s because they look like baby dolls and they were “sent” (?)
I still remember when my little sister was born and screamed to my dad: “DAD DAD! Mom bought a bebe”
I still remember when my little sister was born and screamed to my dad: “DAD DAD! Mom bought a bebe”

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School told me as a youngester that Africa does have no tech.
Mind blowing when I was chatting with someone from south Africa
Mind blowing when I was chatting with someone from south Africa

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•I thought mothers belly had to be cut to two because I couldn't figure out for the life of me different way the baby could be getting out.
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•I used to think that the romance thing not only was a joke, but it was a social pressure thing and that kids in school and people in general did it ONLY because the s.x propaganda got to them 
Turned out it was kinda true, except for the part that not all people are aro/ace (oh I wish they were...)

Turned out it was kinda true, except for the part that not all people are aro/ace (oh I wish they were...)
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•I used to think that girls were smarter than boys because no guy I knew played the Harry Potter board game. Which is a weird conclusion to draw in retrospect.
I also thought that kissing on the lips wasn’t a real thing and only something people do in movies.
To this day though, there are some more mature concepts I simply struggle to wrap my head around despite being a whole ass adult. Like I don’t understand why people kiss or take their clothes off for intercourse but a great deal of my adulthood seems to be nodding my head and saying “yeah.. people just do that”
I also thought that kissing on the lips wasn’t a real thing and only something people do in movies.
To this day though, there are some more mature concepts I simply struggle to wrap my head around despite being a whole ass adult. Like I don’t understand why people kiss or take their clothes off for intercourse but a great deal of my adulthood seems to be nodding my head and saying “yeah.. people just do that”
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•That we’d look like the people who played teens in most shows/movies and that pee was stored in the balls.
On a similar branch to some of the previous comments, didn’t exactly understand how s-x worked and actually thought it’d be as Cartman described
On a similar branch to some of the previous comments, didn’t exactly understand how s-x worked and actually thought it’d be as Cartman described

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•i thought people just spontaneously got pregnant sometime after marriage and their body detected the kiss at the wedding so thats how it knew it was ready to get pregnant.
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•I thought that when women get older at a certain point they just become pregnant all on their own, and then I found out about s*x. And then it took me a year to figure out that if you -swallow- you don't become preggo. I also thought love wasn't real and people were just tolerating each other for monetary benefit.
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•I thought that women could get pregnant with only the sight of a dck. No sx involved at all. Like the man would show his thing to a woman and she would become pregnant 

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•I thought that adults were all mature because that's what we often tell children, but finally, when I was 15, I realized that even children can be much more mature and responsible than some adults
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