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Revisiting childhood movies - Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?"

Still can't believe that's an actual quote from the movie. Anyways, the SFX may still be garbo by today's standards, but this is a solid sequel. The ol "plot being fueled by a macguffin" makes things a bit less special than the first, but it still has the charm and childhood trauma needed to make it a good time.

Xtra Notes:
-Can't believe Robert Rodriguez's idea for a theme park is making rides from hell.
-Aw snap, it's Taylor Momsen post-The Grinch and Emily Osment pre-Hannah Montana.
-Mike Judge over here really prefers nepotism over letting the president promote the person who actually deserved the position.
-"And Juni's life as a spy got ruined forever...for a few hours, that is."
-My man Floop has his show still going, good for him! And the Thumb-Thumbs are still terrifying.
-Steve Buscemi can make any one of his lines a meme, including the quote that was referenced above.
-Ricardo Montalbán was such a legend. :(
-Lord of the Rings reference...2002, amirite?
-Hold on tight, Spider Monkey!
-Sorry Mike, your world domination plans have been completely put on hold. Good on Gertie for not being as scummy as Mike for a hot minute.
-The end credits are everything, yo.
-Debating as to whether I should watch the third movie or not, just to see Elijah Wood walk into the scene, say "cake", and get electrocuted on the spot. 🎂
Jun 22, 2022
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I still can’t believe that a quote as deep and philosophical as “do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created” was in a spy kids movie. Like that’s such a good quote why’s it here💀