@FungiCrow's post on Artfol

How do you ask someone on a date?🥧
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Feb 12, 2023
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aggressive poke them with a knife
Kidnapping their dog
blackmail
Spread your tailfeathers behind you, and quickly leap from side to side.
You don't, just hog time 'em and run
Create a choreography musical number for them in public!
Morse code into their window the night before
rules of nature from metal gear rising playing out of my mouth
Give them half your collection of animal bones and snail shells as a courting gift
Smoke signals
date a god of unknown origin so they'll get jealous and make the first move because I'm too scared to
Say you need help with a problem you deliberately created yourself so you can spend time together fixing it
Attach to them like a deadly virus that leeches off of its host for about 2-9 months (or as many you need until they incorporate you into their daily life) to show them how faithful you are !! 😁
Give them soup
Ask them with all the confidence and smoothness in the world, but also whilst pantsless
Kill them
Tickle their toes
“Ya like jazz?”
Hey uh, you wanna uhm, you know, huh?
"i would love to meet your dad"
Bonus point if they’re fatherless
"Sup shawty ya tryna play?"
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Ask to go somewhere with you, promising to show them something, and as a result, walk with them to a picnic spot created especially for the two of you.
Bite them.
offer them a blue feather. wait--