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What’s your “excuse you! My child is fine!” Moment for your oc?Apr 26, 2021
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My dnd OC Lance (a bard) died and managed to convince the goddess of death to let him go back to the world of the living. The goddess made him her inquisitor and he returned to his party with a whole epic story of how it all happened. They listened to him halfway, and said "So she kicked you out, huh? Couldn't bare to hear you talk anymore?"
My other OC is a rogue whose code name is "little problem generator", and every time she objects "Name one time I created a problem!" they just... start listing things...
My other OC is a rogue whose code name is "little problem generator", and every time she objects "Name one time I created a problem!" they just... start listing things...
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•-Charlotte thought pickles are supposed the tickle your mouth. Turns out she's allergic :D
-Peter fell from stairs once because he got scared of his shadow on the wall.
-Carol's mind is so done they didn't even flinch when they saw a mutated fish man.
-Jane and Oliver both lied about them "eating like a pig" without each other knowing, they're 29
-Theo acts like he's superior to everyone but he starts crying when he looks at his bunny.
-Peter fell from stairs once because he got scared of his shadow on the wall.
-Carol's mind is so done they didn't even flinch when they saw a mutated fish man.
-Jane and Oliver both lied about them "eating like a pig" without each other knowing, they're 29
-Theo acts like he's superior to everyone but he starts crying when he looks at his bunny.
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•“excuse you, my child is fine!!” I say as Kyoko, an anthropomorphic cat, runs around acting completely feral. Running around at night on all fours, eating out of people’s trash cans, breaking-and-entering and decapitating some random old man she didn’t know was plot relevant.
Kyoko is completely fine, I swear.
Kyoko is completely fine, I swear.
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•she is definitely not trying to ignore her trauma by drinking too much alcohol and ghosting people she loves, nope
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•“Excuse you! My child is fine!” Yammas parents say, while rotting in hell thanks to said child.
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•I have to many childs
most of them abandoned:)) just thinking abiut the elf that came out of a book, acts like a goddess in a modern world but she is completly fine!:))
most of them abandoned:)) just thinking abiut the elf that came out of a book, acts like a goddess in a modern world but she is completly fine!:))•
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