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What quote from you or your friends seems really weird out of context?
“A magician was driving down the street and turned into a driveway...”May 4, 2021
“A magician was driving down the street and turned into a driveway...”May 4, 2021
#question
#quotesfromthesquad
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"Duck Ukraine details" was something that came out when my friend had a bad time with autocorrect on lol. There were lots of other funny things said accidentally, but I don't remember them sadly.
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My time has come, I’ve got a whole list
“IT’S NOT SPAGHETTI!”
“We all have our moments when we butter toast aggressively and try to convince ourselves we haven’t lost our minds!”
“My mission to you is to stuff everyone’s pockets full of cheese. Full. I mean packed in tight like fake crescent rolls in a can”
“Step aside, Shakira, there’s a new girl in town and her name is BiScUiTs”
“It’s not the destination that matters, but the corpses we make along the way”
“I will die, but it’s not The Crunch that will kill me”
“I would gladly willingly go with the vibing marshmallow man to go gnaw on some of that sweet bone”
“IT’S NOT SPAGHETTI!”
“We all have our moments when we butter toast aggressively and try to convince ourselves we haven’t lost our minds!”
“My mission to you is to stuff everyone’s pockets full of cheese. Full. I mean packed in tight like fake crescent rolls in a can”
“Step aside, Shakira, there’s a new girl in town and her name is BiScUiTs”
“It’s not the destination that matters, but the corpses we make along the way”
“I will die, but it’s not The Crunch that will kill me”
“I would gladly willingly go with the vibing marshmallow man to go gnaw on some of that sweet bone”
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uh some are kinda nsfw so tell me if you want it gone but 'why do you want to peg god but not a car" "and I don't WANT to peg a car" "17, you were right daddy" "Tea or Murder?" "yeah im gonna murder you in a flirtatious way" "Thor's just terrible at maths"
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Oh. Ohh boy. I have a list.
"Please just try to not get eaten."
"One time I was sent to prison and to this day I still don't know what I did."
"But I have such nice sex cards I wanna use..."
"I am currently colouring Zuko's nipples."
"Our friend is turning 15 and I'm stripping for her!"
"I just wanted to breed some villagers and what do I get? Shitty internet connection."
gasp "I have two eyes!"
"I am honestly pretty sad that I've only been in an arranged marriage two times so far."
"Mmh, sex."
"We're watching a kid's show and talking about BDSM!"
"You know what's the best thing about living on a boat? You can habe sex on a boat."
"Please just try to not get eaten."
"One time I was sent to prison and to this day I still don't know what I did."
"But I have such nice sex cards I wanna use..."
"I am currently colouring Zuko's nipples."
"Our friend is turning 15 and I'm stripping for her!"
"I just wanted to breed some villagers and what do I get? Shitty internet connection."
gasp "I have two eyes!"
"I am honestly pretty sad that I've only been in an arranged marriage two times so far."
"Mmh, sex."
"We're watching a kid's show and talking about BDSM!"
"You know what's the best thing about living on a boat? You can habe sex on a boat."
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“I was sad last night I’m okay now”
This is a lyric from a song and my husband will say random lyrics without context over and over. I get so annoyed
This is a lyric from a song and my husband will say random lyrics without context over and over. I get so annoyed
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„One good deed of the day check
now i can start mass murdering without feeling guilty! 
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now i can start mass murdering without feeling guilty! “•
