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, Artist, Writer and Uni Student,,,, COMMS OPEN!! It’s midnight. I’m trying to sleep. There’s a bug in my room. It’s loud. It won’t shut the fuck up. I cannot find it. There are many other rooms in my house it could camp in and it chooses mine. Of course it chooses the only (magnificent pinnacle of beauty, and the ever-wise) gay of the household. This is homophobia. I’m experiencing homophobia from the bug in my room that I cannot find. Can I sue it? How? How does one sue a bug? When can I go to sleep? Dearest ugly mother fucker cricket sounding bug when will you leave me to my slumber? When will you let me be dormant without disruption? Why have you gone silent? Do you hear my prayers? Please do not start being loud again the minute I set my phone down. I may be a busy bee but I am also a bee that needs sleep. Maybe I should start a gofund me or a petition: Let The Gay Man Sleep 2022.
Reasons why you should sign and donate:
1. I’m gay
2. I’m very attractive
3. I’m super modest
4. I have a fat ass (spiritually, it’s there)
5. I’m gay.
6. I beg you
7. You wouldn’t let a small hopeless gay man be kept up in the middle of the night by the evil bug antagonist, would you? (The correct answer is: no, you wouldn’t)
Send help
IT STARTED AGAIN FFSApr 3, 2022
Reasons why you should sign and donate:
1. I’m gay
2. I’m very attractive
3. I’m super modest
4. I have a fat ass (spiritually, it’s there)
5. I’m gay.
6. I beg you
7. You wouldn’t let a small hopeless gay man be kept up in the middle of the night by the evil bug antagonist, would you? (The correct answer is: no, you wouldn’t)
Send help
IT STARTED AGAIN FFSApr 3, 2022
#shitpost
#help
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