@ghost_artist's post on Artfol
3yr old: picks up a stick
Me: what did you find?
3yr old: a stick!
Me: oh looks tasty, could I eat it?
3yr old trying not to smile: no
Me: why not?
3yr old: because, because.... Because it's...it's a kangaroo that you don't like
Me (somehow without laughing or missing a beat): oh i can't eat it because I don't like the kangaroo?
3yr old: yeah. You don't like the kangarooMay 29, 2026
Me: what did you find?
3yr old: a stick!
Me: oh looks tasty, could I eat it?
3yr old trying not to smile: no
Me: why not?
3yr old: because, because.... Because it's...it's a kangaroo that you don't like
Me (somehow without laughing or missing a beat): oh i can't eat it because I don't like the kangaroo?
3yr old: yeah. You don't like the kangarooMay 29, 2026
Comments
If you don't eat some piece of random meat in front of that kid the next time you see them and at least try to convince them that you barbecued a.kangaroo, then I'm not sure if we can be friends. 
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One cannot simply eat sticks because they don't like kangaroos!
(This is T-shirt worthy you know)
(This is T-shirt worthy you know)
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